I like Spongebob Squarepants and Crayon Shin Chan. Anyone who has a problem with that is a ‘mangkuk ayun’. I hate cucumbers, petai, celery, bitter gourd and okra. Anyone who likes those veggies is a FREAK~! I’m brutally frank to the point that my words will stab you like a skewer through tandoori chicken. Having said that, if I compliment you, you better believe that’s the honest truth.

I like comedy…A LOT. My favourite comedians in the order of preference are Russell Peters (how can you not like a guy who can make fun of his own race?), Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock and our local talent, Harith Iskander. I find ventriloquist Jeff Dunham hilarious as well, especially with his buddies – José Jalapeño on a Stick and Achmed, the dead Terrorist. I like English comedy as well but sometimes the jokes are too ’English’ that I have no clue what’s going on. I disagree with people who say Mr. Bean is retarded. He’s just disgustingly funny…and I just love it when he bullies that 3-wheeled blue car. I believe some drivers in Malaysia need to be treated that way as well. If you have not watched Rowan Atkinson doing stand-up comedy, then you cannot fully appreciate the man’s talent.

I like CSI…all 3 of them but not so much of Miami. I just can’t stand Horatio Caine’s acting la…”Now, I’m going to put on my sunglasses in fashion I THINK is cool while giving a one-liner that is completely redundant and useless to the episode” (cue CSI: Miami opening theme). To me, Gil Grissom rocks and no other CSI is even close to his standard. He is like CSI God man…He could probably tell if there was a struggle or not from a single pubic hair~! The man is a genius la…

I’m like games. Let it be on any interface; PC, PSX, PS2 and even my PocketPC…as long as I can win it. I’m a sore loser when it comes to games. I will cheat, use a trainer, read a walk-through, ANYTHING…just to win, and I’m not ashamed of it. Currently my PocketPC is used for watching animes and playing games only. If I do find a place with free WiFi, I will do some chatting and YouTubing.

I think that’s about all I wanna divulge about me. If I put everything here, there won’t be much left to post.